Peanut is bossy, usually with me. A conversation we regularly have goes like this:

“I want apple juice!”

“What do you say?”

“Pleaaaaase.”

“Your juice is on the table. You can go get it.”

“YOU GET IT!!”

“I’m sitting down. If you want your juice, you can get it.”

“NO! YOU GO GET IT! YOU’RE NOT NICE!”

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This morning he told Hubby he wanted sausage and pancakes for breakfast. Hubby obliged.

“I don’t want sausage ‘n pancakes. I want cheesy crackers.”

Hubby pours some crackers on his plate.

“NOT ON MY PLATE. INNA BOWL!”