We are a farting bunch in the selzach household. Hubby jokes that all the farting and burping sound like a frat house.
Peanut has recently learned the phrases "Did you hear a barking spider?" and "Did you tear your britches?" They both crack him up and must be asked any time someone passes gas.
We were in the car when Peanut pooted. He asked if I heard it (I didn't) then told me "Those were silly poots. They sound like acorns hitting the car top (roof)."
Where does he come up with this stuff? It's great!