We are a farting bunch in the selzach household. Hubby jokes that all the farting and burping sound like a frat house.

Peanut has recently learned the phrases "Did you hear a barking spider?" and "Did you tear your britches?" They both crack him up and must be asked any time someone passes gas.

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We were in the car when Peanut pooted. He asked if I heard it (I didn't) then told me "Those were silly poots. They sound like acorns hitting the car top (roof)."

Where does he come up with this stuff? It's great!